Bob Cuffe: Boogie On Down and Down and Down and Down

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Let's cheer ourselves up by talking about funerals. I didn't make the one where (and this is true) the vicar, reminiscing about dear departed Hilda, regaled the audience with great affection of her.

"Three great loves. Firstly, her family, secondly bingo, and thirdly, the conga." And then, he paused. He looked around the congregation. The audience froze. Worried glances were exchanged. What was he going to say next? Half-smiles were choked back. He continued: "And so, in memory of Hilda, I invite you - her family and friends to join together ..."

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Bob Cuffe: Boogie On Down and Down and Down and Down

Demented panic was in the air. Surely not? Surely not a conga? But, in a sense, the perfect dance, what with the aisles and all. The kick...

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